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Welcome to Cinemartyr! (1/01/13)

Happy New Year, everyone! Regardless of how 2012 went for ya, I hope that 2013 brings you all happiness and new opportunities - even though it would appear that today's culture and economy are specifically set up so that absolutely no one gets any happiness or new opportunities. But that's where CINEMARTYR comes in.

My name is Drew, and ever since January 2012, I've been collecting low-budget movies ("B-movies," if you will) on VHS. Long story short, given my lack of employment/general dislike of people, I've amassed approximately 50 VHS's over the course of 2012, and now I'm here to report the wonders of B-movie land to you via weekly reviews.

I come with the aid of my buddy Zeke who serves as my editor & general manager. We've been friends for ages and since he has a tendency to go along with my zany ideas, he's gotten himself dragged into this B-movie absurdity.

Some of the movies we're gonna be taking a look at through 2013 are pretty good. Some just plain suck. Whatever the circumstance, we hope that you enjoy our work just as much as I hope that I recover from the horrific ankle injury I've accrued yesterday. Me and a few friends took a shot every time Johnny says "HAI" in "The Room." It was horrible.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

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